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Overall rating: 4.8 / 5 from 1468 reviews.

Customer photo review of Greemloo Pro™ — Responsive Throat Muscle Training

The CPAP machine made me feel suffocated, so I just stopped using it and went back to suffocating in my sleep from apnea. My brain fog was destroying my productivity at work. Using this tiny cute device is effortless. My breathing is silent and steady all night. My focus is incredibly sharp now and I feel like a completely new woman. ❤️

Greemloo Pro™ — Responsive Throat Muscle Training

Customer photo review of Greemloo Pro™ — Responsive Throat Muscle Training

I was so exhausted every afternoon I had to pull my car over to nap. My sleep apnea was draining my life away. Greemloo Pro fixed it immediately. I don't snore, I don't stop breathing, and my energy levels are soaring. I just joined a gym because I finally have the stamina to work out again!

Greemloo Pro™ — Responsive Throat Muscle Training

Customer photo review of Greemloo Pro™ — Responsive Throat Muscle Training

I recorded myself sleeping and it sounded like I was choking to death. It terrified me.. With this device, the recording is just dead silence. No snoring, no choking. My daytime fatigue has completely disappeared. I can finally enjoy my weekends instead of sleeping right through them.

Greemloo Pro™ — Responsive Throat Muscle Training

Customer photo review of Greemloo Pro™ — Responsive Throat Muscle Training

My doctor told me my severe snoring was a massive red flag for heart issues. I bought Greemloo out of fear, honestly. It works so well it's almost magic. Total silence all night. I jump out of bed at 6 AM now, completely rested, instead of hitting snooze for two hours.

Greemloo Pro™ — Responsive Throat Muscle Training

Customer photo review of Greemloo Pro™ — Responsive Throat Muscle Training

I literally couldn't stay awake during afternoon meetings. The snoring and gasping for air was ruining my health. I popped this in and slept for 8 straight hours without making a single sound. The brain fog is gone. My productivity has skyrocketed. If you snore, you need this right now.

Greemloo Pro™ — Responsive Throat Muscle Training

Customer photo review of Greemloo Pro™ — Responsive Throat Muscle Training

My snoring was so severe it was vibrating the walls. My husband moved to the guest room and my throat always felt raw in the morning. This little device opened my airway instantly. The snoring is 100% gone, we are back in the same bed, and I wake up feeling actually refreshed instead of feeling like I was hit by a truck.

Greemloo Pro™ — Responsive Throat Muscle Training

Customer photo review of Greemloo Pro™ — Responsive Throat Muscle Training

I felt like a zombie for 15 years. The sleep apnea was so bad my wife would stay awake just to make sure I was still breathing. This tiny device changed our lives overnight. My airway stays wide open, the snoring is completely eliminated, and I wake up feeling powerful and ready to tackle the day. Unbelievable product.

Greemloo Pro™ — Responsive Throat Muscle Training

Customer photo review of Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

so i was literally falling asleep at my desk every afternoon and my boss was getting worried. turns out i had sleep apnea and didnt even know. this thing changed everything for my energy levels

Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

Customer photo review of Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

My therapist said I had undiagnosed apnea for probably 10 years. Explained my depression, weight gain, everything. Greemloo is fixing issues I didn't know were connected.

Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

Customer photo review of Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

Was terrified about the health risks. My dad had a stroke at 62 and he had sleep apnea that he never treated. Doctor told me I needed to take this seriously or I was heading down the same path. That really scared me. Using Greemloo now and my oxygen levels are staying normal through the night according to my Apple watch. Feel so much better knowing I'm actually doing something about it.

Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

Customer photo review of Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

honestly my sex drive was completely gone. Didn't make the connection to sleep until my doctor mentioned low testosterone from sleep apnea. Already noticing improvements after 6 weeks. My wife is happy about that lol.

Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

Customer photo review of Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

The relationship problems were getting serious. We barely talked anymore, no intimacy, just going through the motions. Sleeping in the same bed again fixed more than I expected. We're actually close again.

Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

Customer photo review of Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

Been on CPAP for 6 years and hated every second of it. The mask leaked, it was loud, couldn't travel with it easily. Switched to Greemloo and it's life changing. Wish this existed when I was first diagnosed.

Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

Customer photo review of Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

My wife recorded me sleeping and I sounded like I was dying. Couldn't watch more than 30 seconds. That video made me order this same day. She says I'm breathing normal now.

Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

Customer photo review of Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

The guilt of being a burden to my wife was terrible. She looked exhausted all the time from my snoring. Finally doing something about it and she's sleeping great now.

Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

Customer photo review of Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

Was about to pay $5k for that throat surgery. Tried greemloo first as a last resort. Actually worked so well I cancelled the surgery. Saved money and my throat lol.

Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

Customer photo review of Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

My testosterone dropped to 180 and doctor said it's the apnea killing it. Affecting everything in my life. Using greemloo for 6 weeks and already feel like a man again.

Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

Customer photo review of Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

Doctor said I stopped breathing 89 times per hour. That's more than once per minute. Was basically suffocating all night. Using this for 2 months and down to 12 times. Life changing.

Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

Customer photo review of Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

Wife said our sex life is dead because she associates our bed with torture from my snoring. Got greemloo and our relationship is healing. Intimacy coming back slowly.

Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

Customer photo review of Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

Been on cpap for 6 years and hated every minute of it. The mask leaked, it was loud, couldn't pack it for trips easily. Switched to Greemloo and its life changing. Why didn't this exist 6 years ago.

Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

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been using a cpap for 3 years and absolutely hated every second of it. ordered one for me and one for my dad to see if it was legit. she says i'm breathing normal now. my marriage is officially saved.

Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

I have mild sleep apnea and really didn't want to go the CPAP route. Set it up on level 2 the first night to see how it felt. My wife actually checked to make sure I was alive because the room was so quiet. I rarely write reviews but this deserves it.

Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

I was getting 3 hours of actual sleep a night if I was lucky. Figured I had nothing to lose since they have a good return policy. I actually have energy to go to the gym after work now. I tell everyone about this thing now.

Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea

Been using a CPAP for 3 years and absolutely hated every second of it. Found this on a Reddit forum and decided to give it a shot. It stays on all night perfectly and doesn't bother my skin. I'll be a customer for life.

Greemloo Pro — Eliminates Snoring & Sleep Apnea