Get back the person you were before snoring and sleep apnea took over your nights. Feel the snoring drop from the first nights. Sleep deeper within weeks. In 3 to 4 months, sleep anywhere, next to anyone, with no machine.
Wake Up Rested. No brain fog, no 3 p.m. crash, no third coffee.
Back in the same bed. No more spare room, no more elbow at 2 a.m.
Nothing to plug in. Fits in your pocket. Goes on every trip.
Results you keep. It retrains the muscle instead of masking the symptom.
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Am I eligible for Greemloo Pro?
Most adults are. If you have a pacemaker, an implanted defibrillator or any other implanted electronic device, ask your doctor before using Greemloo Pro, as the stimulation could interfere with it. The same applies if you're pregnant or have a serious heart condition.
I've tried everything. How is this different?
Pillows, mouth guards and CPAP work on the air or the jaw. Greemloo Pro strengthens the throat muscles that let your airway collapse. After 3 to 4 months, those muscles do the work on their own.
Will this work for severe sleep apnea?
Yes. Thousands of customers with severe sleep apnea (AHI 30-80+) use it. Severe cases usually take 5 to 6 months instead of 3 to 4: weaker muscles need more time to rebuild.
When will I see results?
Many feel the difference in the first nights: less snoring, fewer wake-ups. The real transformation builds over 3 to 4 months, when your muscles become strong enough to hold your airway open on their own.
Will I feel it while I sleep?
No. The stimulation is gentle enough to work while you sleep and too gentle to wake you. You know it's working by the results.
How does the 100-night guarantee work?
Use it for up to 100 nights. If it isn't right for you, email [email protected] within 100 days of delivery and we refund you in full. No need to ship it back.
Can I use it with a beard?
Yes. It sits under the chin, on clean, dry skin. With a thick beard, trim the small area where the patch goes.
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Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.8 / 5 from 1467 reviews.
My snoring was so severe it was vibrating the walls. My husband moved to the guest room and my throat always felt raw in the morning. This little device opened my airway instantly. The snoring is 100% gone, we are back in the same bed, and I wake up feeling actually refreshed instead of feeling like I was hit by a truck.
I felt like a zombie for 15 years. The sleep apnea was so bad my wife would stay awake just to make sure I was still breathing. This tiny device changed our lives overnight. My airway stays wide open, the snoring is completely eliminated, and I wake up feeling powerful and ready to tackle the day. Unbelievable product.
I literally couldn't stay awake during afternoon meetings. The snoring and gasping for air was ruining my health. I popped this in and slept for 8 straight hours without making a single sound. The brain fog is gone. My productivity has skyrocketed. If you snore, you need this right now.
I was so exhausted every afternoon I had to pull my car over to nap. My sleep apnea was draining my life away. Greemloo Pro fixed it immediately. I don't snore, I don't stop breathing, and my energy levels are soaring. I just joined a gym because I finally have the stamina to work out again!
My insurance denied the cpap replacement so I was stuck. Found Greemloo for way cheaper and it works better anyway. Insurance companies are useless honestly.
The CPAP machine made me feel suffocated, so I just stopped using it and went back to suffocating in my sleep from apnea. My brain fog was destroying my productivity at work. Using this tiny cute device is effortless. My breathing is silent and steady all night. My focus is incredibly sharp now and I feel like a completely new woman. ❤️
I recorded myself sleeping and it sounded like I was choking to death. It terrified me.. With this device, the recording is just dead silence. No snoring, no choking. My daytime fatigue has completely disappeared. I can finally enjoy my weekends instead of sleeping right through them.
My doctor told me my severe snoring was a massive red flag for heart issues. I bought Greemloo out of fear, honestly. It works so well it's almost magic. Total silence all night. I jump out of bed at 6 AM now, completely rested, instead of hitting snooze for two hours.
Doctor said my kidneys were stressed from the apnea. Everything was failing slowly. Using Greemloo for 6 months and kidney function tests are improving.
so i was literally falling asleep at my desk every afternoon and my boss was getting worried. turns out i had sleep apnea and didnt even know. this thing changed everything for my energy levels
My therapist said I had undiagnosed apnea for probably 10 years. Explained my depression, weight gain, everything. Greemloo is fixing issues I didn't know were connected.
Was terrified about the health risks. My dad had a stroke at 62 and he had sleep apnea that he never treated. Doctor told me I needed to take this seriously or I was heading down the same path. That really scared me. Using Greemloo now and my oxygen levels are staying normal through the night according to my Apple watch. Feel so much better knowing I'm actually doing something about it.
honestly my sex drive was completely gone. Didn't make the connection to sleep until my doctor mentioned low testosterone from sleep apnea. Already noticing improvements after 6 weeks. My wife is happy about that lol.
The relationship problems were getting serious. We barely talked anymore, no intimacy, just going through the motions. Sleeping in the same bed again fixed more than I expected. We're actually close again.
Been on CPAP for 6 years and hated every second of it. The mask leaked, it was loud, couldn't travel with it easily. Switched to Greemloo and it's life changing. Wish this existed when I was first diagnosed.
My wife recorded me sleeping and I sounded like I was dying. Couldn't watch more than 30 seconds. That video made me order this same day. She says I'm breathing normal now.
The guilt of being a burden to my wife was terrible. She looked exhausted all the time from my snoring. Finally doing something about it and she's sleeping great now.
Couldn't remember the last time I woke up feeling rested. Maybe college? Got greemloo and feel 20 years younger. Actually know what refreshed feels like now.
Was about to pay $5k for that throat surgery. Tried greemloo first as a last resort. Actually worked so well I cancelled the surgery. Saved money and my throat lol.
Cpap mask gave me claustrophobia so bad I'd rip it off in my sleep. $3000 wasted. Found greemloo and it's nothing like that. Actually use it every night.
My testosterone dropped to 180 and doctor said it's the apnea killing it. Affecting everything in my life. Using greemloo for 6 weeks and already feel like a man again.
Doctor said I stopped breathing 89 times per hour. That's more than once per minute. Was basically suffocating all night. Using this for 2 months and down to 12 times. Life changing.
Tried cpap, lost 50 pounds, quit drinking - apnea still there. Greemloo finally worked when nothing else did. Genetic thick neck makes weight loss not enough.
Wife said our sex life is dead because she associates our bed with torture from my snoring. Got greemloo and our relationship is healing. Intimacy coming back slowly.
Been on cpap for 6 years and hated every minute of it. The mask leaked, it was loud, couldn't pack it for trips easily. Switched to Greemloo and its life changing. Why didn't this exist 6 years ago.
been using a cpap for 3 years and absolutely hated every second of it. ordered one for me and one for my dad to see if it was legit. she says i'm breathing normal now. my marriage is officially saved.
I have mild sleep apnea and really didn't want to go the CPAP route. Set it up on level 2 the first night to see how it felt. My wife actually checked to make sure I was alive because the room was so quiet. I rarely write reviews but this deserves it.
I was getting 3 hours of actual sleep a night if I was lucky. Figured I had nothing to lose since they have a good return policy. I actually have energy to go to the gym after work now. I tell everyone about this thing now.
Been using a CPAP for 3 years and absolutely hated every second of it. Found this on a Reddit forum and decided to give it a shot. It stays on all night perfectly and doesn't bother my skin. I'll be a customer for life.
I've always been a heavy snorer, ever since my 20s. Found this on a Reddit forum and decided to give it a shot. The convenience of just sticking it under my chin is unmatched. Do yourself a favor and just buy it.
Snoring and sleep apnea aren't air problems. They're muscle problems.
Every night, the muscles in your throat go slack. Your airway narrows, then closes. You snore. You stop breathing. Your body jolts you awake, dozens of times, and you don't remember a single one. That's why eight hours in bed still feels like four.
A CPAP forces air through the collapse. A mouth guard drags your jaw forward. Neither one touches the muscle. So the night you stop, it all comes back. Greemloo Pro trains the muscle itself.
Your airway collapses because a muscle gives way. A machine can hold it open every night for the rest of your life, or you can train that muscle to hold on its own.
Dr. Nathaniel AlderbrookSleep & Respiratory Specialist
No machine in the carry-on. No hose to explain at security. No hunting for an outlet by the hotel bed. No lying awake on the plane, afraid to fall asleep and snore in front of strangers.
Fits in the palm of your hand, in its own charging case.
Nothing to plug in at night: no machine, no water, no hose.
Silent: share a room, a cabin or a bed without worrying.
For too long, your snoring and sleep apnea have stolen more than just your rest—they've stolen your intimacy. Separate bedrooms. Frustrated mornings. The quiet guilt of knowing your gasping and breathing keeps them awake.
Greemloo Pro changes everything.
Watch real couples rediscover what it means to sleep side by side again—no masks creating barriers, no gasping disrupting the night, no snoring pushing you apart. Just two people resting naturally together, breathing silently, waking up connected.
Quiet nights change more than your mornings. They bring you back to the same bed.
Everything else works around the problem. This works on it.
Everything else works around the problem. This works on it.
Comparison criteria
Greemloo Pro
CPAP
Mouth guard
Surgery
Trains the weak muscles
Nothing on your face
No operation, no recovery
Silent all night
Fits in your pocket
Works when you stop using it
WHAT CHANGES
Your life before vs. after Greemloo Pro.
BEFORE
Separate bedrooms, and a marriage that's quietly paying for it
Gasping for air in the dark, terrifying the person next to you
Dragging through the day on three coffees
Too exhausted to be there for your kids' moments
Lying awake wondering what this is doing to your heart
AFTER
Side by side again, in the same bed
Breathing quietly all night, no gasping, no fear
Waking up with energy you haven't felt in years
Fully present for the people you love
Your heart and your brain finally getting the rest they need
YOUR JOURNEY
What to expect, night by night.
Your throat muscles didn't weaken overnight, and they won't rebuild overnight either. Here's the curve most people follow.
1
STEP 1 · NIGHTS 1–7
First relief
The stimulation keeps your airway open while you sleep. Many wake up more rested within days.
2
STEP 2 · WEEKS 2–4
Real progress
Snoring drops. Apnea events get rarer. Your partner notices the silence first.
3
STEP 3 · MONTH 2
Deep, steady sleep
No more gasping. The morning fog lifts. Energy comes back.
4
STEP 4 · MONTHS 3–4
The muscle holds
Trained muscles keep your airway open on their own. Quiet nights that stay quiet.
THE COST OF WAITING
Two paths from tonight. You choose which one.
Untreated, this doesn't stay where it is. Here's how it usually goes, and how it can go instead.
TONIGHT
×
IF NOTHING CHANGES
THIS YEAR
The spare room becomes permanent. Three coffees to get through the day.
YEARS 2–3
A CPAP you resent, or nothing at all. Blood pressure creeping up at every check-up.
YEAR 5
Every pause in breathing straining your heart and brain. A marriage running on resentment.
Same nights. Worse every year.
✓
WITH GREEMLOO PRO
MONTH 1
Quieter nights. Fewer wake-ups. Your partner notices before you do.
MONTHS 3–4
The muscle holds on its own. No mask, no machine, nothing by the bed.
YEAR 1
Rested mornings. The same bed. Trips with nothing to pack but a palm-sized case.
Quiet nights that stay quiet.
You don't have to accept the first path.
Quieter nights within weeks. A muscle that holds on its own in 3 to 4 months. No mask, no machine, no dependency.
Most adults are. If you have a pacemaker, an implanted defibrillator or any other implanted electronic device, ask your doctor before using Greemloo Pro, as the stimulation could interfere with it. The same applies if you're pregnant or have a serious heart condition.
I've tried everything. How is this different?
We hear you. Pillows didn't work. Mouth guards failed. Even the CPAP left you tired. Here's the difference: everything else manages the symptom or repositions your body. Greemloo Pro strengthens the muscles causing the problem. After 3 to 4 months, those muscles do the work on their own.
Will this work for severe sleep apnea?
Yes. Greemloo Pro has helped thousands of customers with severe sleep apnea (AHI 30-80+). The difference is the timeline: severe cases usually take 5 to 6 months instead of 3 to 4. Weaker muscles need more time to rebuild.
When will I see results?
Many people feel the difference in the first nights: less snoring, fewer wake-ups. The real transformation builds over 3 to 4 months, when your throat muscles become strong enough to hold your airway open on their own.
Why does it take 3 to 4 months when a CPAP works immediately?
Because the CPAP doesn't fix anything: it forces air past your weak muscles every night. Mouth guards reposition your jaw. Surgery removes tissue. Greemloo Pro strengthens the muscles causing the problem. Like any muscle training, that takes time. But then the muscle holds.
Does it work for both snoring and sleep apnea?
Yes. They come from the same problem: weak throat muscles that let the airway collapse. Greemloo Pro works on that cause, so it helps with both.
Will I feel it while I sleep?
No. The stimulation is gentle enough to work while you sleep and too gentle to wake you. Most customers only know it's working by the results: quieter nights and better mornings.
What if I have a beard?
The device sits under the chin on clean, dry skin. If you have a thicker beard, trimming the small area where the patch sits can help improve contact and adhesion.
Is it really lasting after 3 to 4 months?
Once your muscles are strengthened through consistent training, they keep their tone, like any muscle you've properly trained. Some customers do a maintenance night once or twice a week to keep results at their best.
How does the 100-night guarantee work?
Use Greemloo Pro for up to 100 nights. If it isn't right for you, email [email protected] within 100 days of delivery and we'll refund you in full. You don't even need to ship it back.
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